#1
everyday mails that gather in your mail box:
exotic mails in a good-looking language to test your imagination
ecclesiastical mails with an intent to convert you to their god
educational mails providing you with a variety of pay training courses
erotic mails with fake-breasted half-naked chicks on their covers
erroneously delivered mails with your address and strange names
empty mails that generously give you an assortment of well-designed envelopes
equivocal mails you rack your brain trying to figure out what they are for
they all e-mails, eccentric mails, emetic mails
luckily enough you have yet to receive an
explosive mail
#2
I sent her an ear mail
she replied with an eye mail
then I delivered a hand mail
she wrote back an arm mail
once again I posted a lip mail
this time she answered by a tongue mail
this is how our love begins
all starting with e-mails
ear and eye mails
#3
electronic mail
easy mail
effective mail
enduring mail
earnest mail
edifying mail
elegant mail
ecstatic mail
egoistic mail
effectless mail
ephemeral mail
embarrassing mail
estranging mail
envious mail
eat-the-air mail
evil mail
#4
if possible, send me an e-mail
an eel mail
an egret mail
an ewe mail
an elk mail
an emu mail or even
an eagle mail
every one of them runs faster than
a snail mail