THE HORN BEEPETH BUT NOT FOR ME by Jim Daniels

— Can I please fucketh you on a stack of Bibles? Let us goeth forth and seeketh that stack of Bibles. Let us proceedeth to various bases. Let us eraseth chalk lines and dismisseth umpires and groundskeepers. Each base, a Bible—thick anchor of holiness. I have never gone forth or fifth into the desert or dessert. Though I have licked the whippéd cream. Though I…

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