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The Shortest Short King is the same height as an Emperor Penguin, a clown car, a median fourth-grader on roller skates, and though his stature isn’t a punchline necessarily, he behaves like Grade-A dickhead, buys all the beer at the pub, drives his monster truck without a license and crashes into public buildings, so, of course, we think about his size a lot, because it…
55% Cotton A tight weave, but a natural fiber for the air to flow through. You can scrub along the grain line and hang me to dry. A summer breeze will release the wrinkles. I’m the nine patch quilt top, pieced by your nana’s bridge partner and you keep it for those nights when the heater doesn’t turn on. Your go-to button up for Thursday’s…
When my sister leaves, she leaves me with a toad. She makes good on a childhood threat. When we were little, she, a round-cheeked angel, and I, older and mean, used to say that when she grew up she would join the army. “No.” I was controlling, even then, fiercely unkind but fiercely protective. “Yes.” she’d insist, and to me this implied she would go…
In a dream, Moses confessesto me that “Everything God saysis a lie,” to which God respondsthrough a porthole of lightin the clouds, “What he says is true.”The paradox thrashes like a flightlessbird in my mouth.All I can say is there is a lessonto be learned from my dog still quivering with sleep on the kitchen floor—He does not question the colorof sunset or perennial ryegrass,nor does…
The kippah clipped to my hairnags like a tag. I don’t come to daven or lean into the ligature of lamedlike a shepherd’s crook,or wrap myself in the birthday-cake blue and white of communal tallit. I don’t come for the finale,either, the last Oseh Shalom,just to say I showed up,shook hands with the Sabbath bride. I come for the faces. En-face or three-quarter profilesof heads, some balding…